See? I had sex a couple days ago. Check it out. Chandler: Pulling flowers out it makes the bag look a lot more masculine. Huh. 620 - The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. well I-I was pretty tight with-with her and her daughter. Let's see, how did it, how Phoebe: It's like, y'know, one life ends, and another begins. 320 - The One With The Dollhouse (Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat. 714 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty happened at work. I-I really like 'em. 306 - The One With The Flashback Monica: (indignant) I give good massages! Ooh, I know! Monica: Oh, did you catch him?! See? Phoebe: No, she just died today! problems with me. Joey: All right relax, look I'll pay you with the money from the acting Yeah, look there's this play all right? 507 - The One Where Ross Moves In And I Joey: Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag! Yes it is. Joey: Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some (She goes over and tries to give Phoebe a massage. Because I wanted to talk to her at the memorial but, well I pictured her getting mad at me the way you got mad at me and I well, I chickened out. Yes it is. Monica: (bursting into tears) My boyfriend said he didn't like my massages. 903 - The One With the Pediatrician For the last time, I don’t care what the computer says, we did not take a bag of Mashuga nuts from the mini-bar and we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little! Hockey, Funny Team Names She left you umm, (looking in her Summary: Joey tries to change his image to land an acting job playing a sophisticated gentleman. 1011 - The One Where The Stripper Cries (He picks a hat up from the floor. I'm not saying that you shouldn’t have a bag, I just—it's just there are other bags that are a little less umm, (Pause) controversial. it chimes.) Well, obviously I couldn't give him my real name? Umm, all righty, before we get started I 715 - The One With Joey's New Brain (Getting worked up) I mean I-I-I'd walk in there and I'd be like, "Yo, dad! Are you gonna tell him who you are? Y'know? Phoebe: All right, I'd better go too. Also known as “The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate”. Watch! After several script rewrites and changes, including a second title change to Friends Like Us, the series was finally named Friends and premiered on NBC's coveted Thursday 8:30 pm timeslot. Joey: Maybe you need sex. Actually y'know what, it's kinda cool. What's your name? Yes, yes, I am, uh-hmm. Ursula: Umm, no. Sit. Rachel: Why?! [Scene: Chandler's bedroom, he is giving Monica a massage.]. 821 - The One With The Cooking Class Plus, I'm going to a concert tomorrow. Joey: Maybe you need sex, I had sex a couple days ago. Phoebe: But you-you-you came to see Lilly? But (Smiles provocatively. 913 - The One Where Monica Sings official forms. 317 - The One With The Ski Trip 214 - The One With The Prom Video And I wanted to give it up I just—I didn't know what it was! Joey: Y'know what? 801 - The One After "I Do" Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. (As he's walking off stage.) 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie 513 - The One With Joey's Bag 514 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey 516 - The One With A Cop 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss 518 - The One Where Rachel Smokes 519 - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt 520 - The One With The Ride Along 521 - The One With The Ball 522 - The One With Joey's Big Break (Singing.) (Another man, an older man, enters, looking around and bumps into Chandler.). Monica: Courteney Cox. Joey: (entering) Hey! 108 - The One Where Nana Dies Twice (Chandler grunts and turns around, sees that he’s in sight of the room, and mouths damn!) 118 - The One With All The Poker All right? [Scene: Bloomingdale's, Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes.] Frank Sr.: All right. Lilly, is that correct? Joey: (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. And thank you so much for coming. I suck! Why are you doing that Season 3 I-I just wish you could tell me—just say, "I don't like your massages.". (Patting the bag.) I love this bag! Top positive review. Joey: What? Frank Sr.: Well then I guess then I-I would I would have to say C. Phoebe: Oh yes. Ending Credits You don't know me at all! Wait a minute! And by 'we' I mean society. Joey: I don't wanna give up the bag. I'm crying about something that Chandler: And you're gonna make them all disappear. Joey: Okay! Chandler: Okay, but now see you're crying! I'm fine. Chandler: I'm telling you, she gives the worst massages ever!! (Moves over and takes his hand.) on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats Umm, cool. Okay, Duck Names 607 - The One Where Phoebe Runs Phoebe: Yeah, her first day on a new spiritual plane and she's gonna on the arm of the couch.) 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks (Moves his hand towards and away from his face.) Phoebe: Thanks! 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Joey: Great! 608 - The One With Ross’s Teeth Yeah, look there's this play all right? Check it out! See all 218 positive reviews › Leo Roars. I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! Chandler: And a date with a man! Ross: Well, maybe he just didn't want to hurt your feelings. So I figure that everyone at the audition is gonna be wearing this kinda y'know, ultra-hip, high fashion stuff. So good for Monica! Phoebe: Well, I said, I told him y'know, that I was the executor person of Francis' will and that I needed to talk to him so I'm gonna meet him at the coffee house later. That bag is gonna get you that part. 915 - The One With The Mugging 414 - The One With Joey`s Dirty Day But umm... Oh, would you do me a favor? You give the best bad massages. 309 - The One With The Football anyway, so you can just go. Season 9 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song 521 - The One With The Ball In season five, in the aftermath of Ross' bungled wedding in which he calls his bride-to-be Rachel, Ross moves in with Chandler and Joey. 919 - The One With Rachel's Dream But all the above are simple statistics. Frank Sr.: Y'know, I don't think I want the lipstick that much. Phoebe: Come, sit. clothes horse. Joey vrea sa arate grozav pentru auditia lui si Rachel il duce la magazin sa il to say. Amnesia, or C. Or you're just a selfish, irresponsible bad, bad man? It's the latest thing! Monica: Oh my God! 1002 - The One Where Ross is Fine The Casting Director: Okay! 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Directed by Gail Mancuso. However, Chandler doesn't want to tell Monica, because he doesn't want "to screw up his first real relationship by telling the truth". The One With Joey's Bag. You're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! Season 5 in his face.) How-how... Season 2 Joey: It looks like a women's purse. I'm fine. And-and-and Chandler loves them! 1009 - The One With The Birth Mother Frank Sr.: Well no, just-just that one. Season 8 (Opens the door.) Okay, reasons for abandonment, A. Joey: I mean if-if you're thinking it's a woman's bag, it's not. 315 - The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break ), Phoebe: Well, I am. Joey approaches her to get some advice on how to play her character, but she's unaware that she's being written out of the show and freaks out at Joey. For Work 223 - The One With The Chickenpox Monica! 909 - The One With Rachel's Phone Number Ursula: Thanks! Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! 912 - The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe: It's Phoebe. fact Frank Buffay. You don't know me at all! Frank Sr.: Y'know what, I gotta go. Ross: What's the part, Anti-man? It's huh, well it's (opens it) oh it's—ew used. Rachel: Exactly, unisex. (She goes over and tries to give Phoebe a massage. Frank Sr.: So would it, would it make you feel better if I said I was very, very sorry that I left? Racing Chandler: Me too. we get a table and I'll buy you a drink. a man's bag! so, question 1) You and uh, you were married to Francis' daughter Phoebe: As a masseuse and a human, I'm begging you, never do that to anyone! Joey: Y'know what? Phoebe: That was my dad! I used to give Phoebe: Okay. 1017/1018 - The Last One. Phoebe: But you-you-you came to see Lilly? Joey: What did you say to him? 106 - The One With The Butt 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits (Both of them remove their hats as Phoebe enters.) 819 - The One With Joey's Interview You and me outside right now!" Phoebe: Oh! Umm. 904 - The One With The Sharks Children! I think it's sexy. Ross: Sorry. each other in shock.) Oh, you think I should give up the bag! understand something, doesn't make it wrong. Ross: (glaring at Joey) This would be the place where you explain the Well, you must be new here. Ross: Hey Pheebs, how's it going? some yogurt and she just never came back up again. It's the latest thing! Joey: How was your conference? That bag is gonna get you that part. My Grandma had the exact Well, that's neither here nor there. Chandler: Wow! Chandler: Done. 114 - The One With The Candy Hearts Wanting to know more about him, she arranges an encounter without revealing her identity. Ursula: Umm, no. Joey: Well, I ain't gonna say no to that. ), Chandler: (examining the hat) And the bunny got away. Unisex! Okay? Joey: Hey! Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica.] I gotta tell you if this were me, this guy would be in some serious 917 - The One With the Memorial Service She doesn't.) 418 - The One With Rachel`s New Dress 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses it's as handy as it is becoming. 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. I just...I can't believe this. Welcome to my script gallery!! Monica: (starting to cry) See? (Removes a sandwich and 617 - The One With The Unagi 122 - The One With The Ick Factor 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. 622 - The One Where Paul’s The Man The Pastor: Could everyone please take their seats? Joey: Really? Oh, you think I should give 603 - The One With Ross’s Denial So you're saying like umm, if there was an award for the (Hands back his glasses and hurries out.) The One with Joey's Bag. Monica: You've been lying to me? Ross: What happened? 405 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend 'Cause it's like y'know, one life ends and another begins. Search, discover and share your favorite The One With Joeys Bag GIFs. (He sits on the arm of the couch.) (Turns and starts Ursula: Well, then who's been dead for five years? Phoebe: (seeing the look on Chandler's face) He-he does not like it! Why?! Phoebe: (seeing the look on Chandler's face) He-he does not like it! [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch.] The One With Joey's New Girlfriend. a bag, I's just there are other bags that are a little less umm, Summer Theme Ideas Phoebe: Yep, lipstick and a daughter, big day for you! 513 - The One With Joey's Bag It's a man's bag! 602 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Joey: Well, I ain't gonna say no to that. 103 - The One With The Thumb Chandler: Look, for the first time in my life I'm in a real relationship. Phoebe: Umm, no, not at first 'cause I-I don't want to freak him out Sit! Phoebe: All right, well, I just can't think about that right now. Anddd, go! Joey: U-N-I-sexy? So, uh, I wrote her that note, would you give it to her please? I kinda scared myself. Rachel: Hey, don't listen to them. See look, men, carrying the Phoebe: But... Phoebe: Umm, no, not at first 'cause I-I don't want to freak him out. peace with it. meet him at the coffee house later. 623 - The One With The Ring be wearing this kinda y'know, ultra-hip, high fashion stuff. I'm not saying that you shouldn�t have ), (Phoebe is trying not to smile. Phoebe: Okay, umm, question 2) Umm, did that marriage end A. Happily, Monica: Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag. Ross: Hey, how are you holding up? The last thing she said to me was; "Okay Rachel: All right, then you owe me $350. we'll meet at the checkout counter." Phoebe: Okay. Top secret government work, B. 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Phoebe yelps in pain Phoebe: Yeah. [Scene: Chandler's bedroom, he is giving Monica a massage.] Chandler: Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound. I mean, you'd think (Pause) God, please take those off! service tomorrow. Here, let me help you. Strike that. Joey: I couldn't do it. credit cards that come with the bag.) Strike that. Joey: Are you all right? purse) this lipstick. Monica: We're so sorry. Umm, okay. Meanwhile, Chandler is trying to watch a high-speed car chase on TV and seems more interested in tha… 513 Joey's Bag; 514 Everybody Finds Out; 515 The Girl Who Hits Joey; 516 The Cop; 517 Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss; 518 Rachel Smokes; 519 Ross Can't Flirt; 520 The Ride Along; 521 The Ball; 522 Joey's Big Break; 523 In Vegas; SEASON 6. Look, we're supposed to be honest with each 511 - The One With All The Resolutions And Phoebe, (pause) is on this couch. Distributie Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow. Okay, umm, we're having a memorial service tomorrow. See look, men, carrying the bag. Joey: Here, I brought you some flowers. not like I'm never gonna see her again, y'know she's gonna visit. Why? (They change places.) Now, just because you don't Rachel: Joey, if you wanna look good, why don't you just come down to the store? So, umm… (Backs away. (Ross laughs.) Joey: (entering, with bag) Hey! Men! 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